MIGRAINE INDUCERS

Christopher MarkowskiArticle, Politics and Life0 Comments

OCTOBER 2011 With my endless show preparation I am constantly faced with statements from politicians and pundits that literally hurt my head. It is a curse that I have been stricken with, the stupidity of others causing me physical pain. If you too have been cursed with this, Stop reading now! We Are All Racists Now. “Herman Cain’s rise in … Read More

THE WATCHDOG’S ABSURDITY COLLECTION 8

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MARCH 2013   Just Use Your Imagination!   Eureka! I have an idea, a green energy idea.  We should go out and find some unicorns; train them, and have them run on specially designed treadmills built by Santa’s elves that are hooked up to a state of the art generator built by Obi Wan Kenobi.  We then have the whole … Read More

GAFFE PROTECTION

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SEPTEMBER 2011 I am unable to see every speech or statement given by policy makers live, so I often make use of transcripts to get the unfiltered comments of our fearless leaders. We have been accustomed to the mainstream media taking gaffes by prominent Republicans or conservatives in their statements and turning them into laugh lines or enlightened commentary on … Read More