Socialism as Religion: Why Wall Street and Washington Both Want You Feeling Instead of Thinking
Florence, Faith, and the Most Dangerous Ideology in America
I was up at 8:30 this morning, walking through the Uffizi Gallery in Florence. Ninety-five percent of the art in that museum is Christian art, and it is breathtaking. These were people driven by something real, something that transcended themselves. You can feel it in every brushstroke.
Then I got back and cracked open the Wall Street Journal. Peggy Noonan, speechwriter for Ronald Reagan, sharp as anyone writing today, has a piece arguing that socialism is not a passing trend. It is filling the spiritual vacuum left behind as religion recedes from public life. As she puts it, as religion recedes, politics takes its place, and as confidence fades, political movements grow radical.
She’s right. And I’ll go one step further than she does. MAGA functions the same way on the other side. When any movement starts demanding the kind of total faith and loyalty that used to be reserved for religion, you’ve got a problem. And that problem has a direct line to your bank account.
The Salespeople of Socialism Are Very Good at Their Jobs
Noonan’s description of socialism’s most passionate advocates is worth reading carefully, because it sounds a lot like a description of how Wall Street sells bad products:
- They are media-native and emotionally sophisticated, trained to produce sensations rather than thoughts
- They know how to make you feel the righteousness of a position before you’ve evaluated it on the merits
- Their talent is suited perfectly to an era of social media and short-form content
- Noonan calls them colder, fiercer, occasionally sociopathic, not exactly the warm idealists they present themselves as
- Their actual policy demands, abolishing prisons, dismantling core economic systems, are economically illiterate at best and deliberately destructive at worst
Sound familiar? It should. This is exactly how a bad annuity gets sold. Lead with emotion. Skip the math. Close before the client thinks too hard.
When Politics Becomes Sacred, Your Savings Become Expendable
Here’s the part nobody on cable news will say out loud. When a political movement operates like a religion, your financial interests become heresy if they conflict with the ideology. The redistribution of wealth stops being a policy debate and becomes a moral crusade. And crusaders don’t negotiate.
What that looks like in practice:
- Wealth taxes and confiscatory capital gains rates framed as justice, not theft
- Retirement accounts and private savings painted as symbols of greed rather than decades of discipline
- Markets demonized as rigged systems rather than recognized as the greatest poverty-reduction mechanism in human history
- Individual financial responsibility replaced with collective dependency on government systems that have a perfect track record of eventual failure
The Answer Is Still the Same: Think, Don’t Feel
I want to be clear. I’m not saying every concern that drives people toward socialism is illegitimate. Some of them are real. Wall Street has done its fair share of damage to working Americans. I’ve spent my career documenting exactly that.
But the answer to being ripped off by a corrupt financial system is not handing more power to a government run by people who want you emotionally activated and intellectually passive. That is the exact same con, just with different branding.
Noonan notes that religion may be receding in parts of America. I’m not sure that’s true everywhere. My church in Tampa is standing room only. But here’s what I do know: wherever people stop anchoring themselves to something real, something outside politics, the politicians rush in to fill the gap.
Don’t let them fill it with your retirement savings.
