Trump Defends Bombshell Recording in Classified Documents case!
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We called it once again, see I told you so moments are big here on the watchdog on Wall Street podcast radio show, you name it. Yep, I told you I was gonna do it bravado, bravado. Trump said he wasn’t holding up classified documents in 2021 meeting. Yes, we talked about the audio clip yesterday. We told you what he was gonna do. And sure enough.
I would say it was bravado. If you want to know the truth, it was bravado. This is in an interview aboard his plane that Trump had. I was just talking and holding up papers and talking about them, but I had no documents. I didn’t have any documents. I got a whole desk filled with papers. I have papers from 25 different things. Again, and he pointed and he’s on his airplane, he pointed to a stack of papers on his airplane.
Um, again, I don’t know how this is going to affect, uh, you know, the, the prosecution. Um, but I, I have to bring this up again, being the massive South Park fan that I am. Um, there was a, uh, back in a late 1990s, late 1990s, it was 19, 1998. Um, there was, they were.
basically parroting the O.J. Simpson trial and Johnny Cochran. And what is known today, again, South Park invents stuff that sticks around forever. It’s known as the Chewbacca Defense. The Chewbacca Defense is known as a legal strategy in which a criminal defense lawyer tries to confuse the jury rather than refute the case of the prosecutor. It’s an intentional distraction or obfuscation.
Um, again, I’m gonna, this is on the South Park show. We had Johnny Cochran there on South Park. Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed journey, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookie from the planet Kashuk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it, that does not make sense. Why would a Wookie?
An eight feet tall wookie want to live on indoor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks. That does not make sense. But more important, you have to ask yourself, what does this have to do with the case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with the case. Does not make sense. Look at me. I’m a lawyer defending a major record company. I’m talking about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense. And so you have to remember, when you’re in that jury room, deliberate and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense?
No, ladies and gentlemen, of this supposed jury, it does not make sense. If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must quit. The defense rests.
Chewbacca defense.
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