Trump Crowns Himself the Main Attraction
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I gotta have a little fun with this. Trump has declared, he declares and decreed he is now the headliner. He is the headliner for the kickoff party celebration America’s 250th birthday. Yeah, he’s now the headliner there. And I’m gonna quote the president saying that he is the biggest attraction anywhere in the world. He gets larger audiences than Elvis presentation.
Prime and he can do it without a guitar.
He said it. Not me. I’m not making it up. He actually said that. quick note here. I I I thought it was, I honestly, I thought it was a Babylon B parody when I saw I didn’t I gave it a s a second glance. I said I thought it was a joke. Thought it was something, you know, complete meme parody, whatever it may be. the original lineup for this,
Freedom 250 Great American State Fair. the original lineup had Martina McBride, Young MC, Young MC, who had one hit song 1989, 1990, Bust the Move. CNC Music Factory.
Yeah, yeah. You pee most people think of the CNC Music Factor. They think of the videos, you know, everybody dance now. You know that song. Yeah, the the people in the videos weren’t actually the people that were singing the song. That was like a little bit of a controversy after the fact at the time. But anyway, yeah, that’s their hit song. And again, that was what 1989, 1990. Vanilla Ice.
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Doom doom doom doom doo. Ice ice baby. I I think he’s still gonna play. I I don’t know. I don’t I I don’t even know if they’re gonna even have the players anymore. He said he’d play for anybody. He said but he’d play for Putin if he could. Millie Vanilli.
If you remember Millie Vanilli, they won Grammys. They won Grammys, and then it was found out that it wasn’t them that were singing the songs. It was all lip sync stuff. Do you remember that? supposedly they found out they put out a single we didn’t even know we were invited to this thing. Millie Vanilli. the Commodores. Commodores, but I sh
Shh. They got some good songs, but it’s not the complete group. Correct me if I’m wrong. I I just and they said they’re not gonna show up. Morris Day and the Time. what was that song they did? Jungle Jungle Love. That’s it. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Yet they were like the the competitive band against.
Prince in the movie Purple Rain. Remember, Jerome, get me a mirror. Again, one hit wonder. Flow Rida. Yeah, like Florida. Flow Rida. He’s got some couple rap songs. Brent Michaels. He was the lead singer from the hair band Poison. I don’t know where the rest of Poison is, but he pulled out as well. I I I thought it was a joke. I I I I honestly did.
I was like, this is the best you could do. you could have put me in charge and I could have booked better acts. I kid you not. And they didn’t even confirm. They didn’t even confirm. They just threw them out there and they all quit. So congratulations, everybody, who’s coming. Trump is going to give a MAGA speech. I don’t know if he’s gonna compete.
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With Fidel Castro and l t length of time. I I I don’t know. I don’t know. I I’m gonna have to see some of the clips from that thing. I really am. I honestly, people, you couldn’t make this stuff up if you wanted to. Watchdog on Wall Street.com.
