Oakland Police tell citizens to protect themselves with airhorns

This is not the Babylon Bee, it’s not the onion, but the police department in Oakland, California are advising residents to buy themselves air horns. That’s right. Police in Democrat-run Oakland, California are urging residents to use air horns as a way of sounding alarm when criminals strike amid a surge in crime. Yeah, oh, you’re gonna blow the air horn. I’m sure all the cops are just gonna come running. This is the genius solution offered by the brilliant minds at the Oakland Police Department. Crime has risen to a point where police are not only advising the purchase of air horns, but also the placement of security bars to doors and windows. Burglaries are up 41%, robberies up more than 20%. You know, maybe I should start a business here and we can maybe come up with air horn holsters. Let me tell you what the bad guys are going to do. That’s simple. Okay. Send bad guys over to a certain spot. Blare as many air horns as possible. Get the police over there. Rob where the police have gone. The opposite of where the police have gone. It’s not that difficult to figure out. Listen, you decide you want to live in Oakland, California. I don’t live there, and I thank my loving stars that I do not. You might want to find a different way of protecting yourself. I know, might be against the law. Would you rather be dead? I’m just saying. Again, the police aren’t able to take care of it. We’ve seen this time and time again. They’re not there. It’s like the old public enemy song, 9-1-1. You know, you call it, they don’t come. They’re not going to show. Okay. If it is, it’s going to be hours down the road. At some point in time, you’re going to have to take responsibility for your own livelihood. Watchdog on wallstreet.com.