North Korea Sends a Nasty Gift to South Korea

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Well, it’s about time. I think we’ve come to that point in time. We’re going to need to put North Korea on double secret probation. Now, if you’re not familiar with double secret probation, I would, you got to go back and you got to watch the film Animal House. Again, Dean Wormer was talking to Greg about the worst fraternity on campus. And, you know, Greg didn’t want to say anything. And Dean Wormer said, he said,

Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzy’s into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode. And yes, they put the Delta House on double -secret probation. Well, North Korea is now literally sending…

Shit balloons across the border into South Korea. Hundreds of balloons were spotted Wednesday drifting into South Korean territory, some of them with the word excrement written on them. This is because the balloons were loaded with feces and other rubbish as they drifted over the heavily fortified border. Yes, South Korea, we sternly warn this North to immediately stop its inhumane and low class.

actions, a clearly violated international laws and seriously threaten the safety of our people. Again, this is big, bad, scary North Korea. I don’t know if you saw they tried to launch some rocket this past week. Latest technology, abjunct failure, but that’s OK. They’re part of George W. Bush’s axis of evil. And we need to fear this hermit kingdom.

where people are starving and they’ve resulted to shit balloons. Watchdog on wallstreet .com.