Cringe Climate Warriors Breathless Reporting Falls Flat

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What a big pile of steam and climate bullshit. Do you remember back to the future when Biff ran his car into the back of the manure truck and all the BS piled down, all the bullshit piled on top of him? This is even bigger. This is some CNBC today. NFL stadiums could experience $11 billion in climate related losses.

So listen, what do you, huh? When I first read it, I was like, did they sign some sort of deal where they had to pay carbon credits or something? No, no, no, no, no, no. Hurricane Milton’s damage to Tropicana fields, it’s not in they said in Tampa, Florida. It’s not in Tampa, Florida, it’s in St. Petersburg. Was so devastating. It likely means the Tampa Bay Rays will be looking for another place to play ball for opening day next spring.

Now, the Tampa Bay Rays have been trying to get out of that stadium for I can’t tell you how long. And there is a new deal in the works. That stadium is about ready to be torn down. Now, in case you’re unaware, Tropicana Field is probably, it is, it is the worst stadium I’ve ever been in in my life. If you look at the stadium,

I used to joke around about it. You drive on 275 and you go past the stadium. It looks like a boob. I said, why the hell are you calling a Tropicana field for? You should have got some sort of plastic surgeon, some boob surgeon to sponsor it because it’s a boob for crying out loud. And it’s just, it’s awful. It’s awful. They have rules in there because fly balls hit the girders. It’s not good. Anyway.

Like many baseball stadiums around the country, Tropicana Field’s geographic location makes it vulnerable to hurricane winds or tornado force winds, hailstorm surge and flooding.

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Many stadiums have issues with this. Stadiums around the country too could also get hit by a meteor. That’s possible too. The Baltimore Orioles, Los Angeles Dodgers, New York Mets, Miami Marlins, Pittsburgh Pirates, San Diego Pondres and others play on or near the water and could see insurance premiums rise and repair costs soar as weather related losses hit.

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Are they kidding me? The Mets?

The Mets are gonna get hit by a storm. They’re in flushing Queens. Pittsburgh there, it’s on the river. Not just baseball stadiums at risk, NFL stadiums could experience 11 billion in climate-related losses by 2050. A new report released by the climate risk analysis company, Climate X. There you go. Whole lot of bullshit.

coming round. As football stadiums are increasingly being used for concert venues, storm shelters and community events, the impact could be severe around the, uh-oh, uh-oh. Climate X said it’s a wake up call for state and local governments. The problem with climate change is nonlinear and non-stationary. If you had a problem there yesterday, that doesn’t mean that it’s gonna be there for tomorrow. This is Camille Clouzza, co-founder of Climate X, again.

This is just another, how the hell does this person make money? Places that have been unimpacted will become impacted because the climate will change and move around. They actually said this in a sentence. The climate will change and move around. This is on CNBC. This is like Kamala Harris word salad. The climate will change.

and move around. The climate is some sort of inanimate object that’s going to move around. It’s like a monster. It’s almost like going to South Park when they were describing global warming as man-bear-pig.

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The risks and changing weather patterns go far beyond hurricane winds. Dangerous heat is a problem for the Arizona Diamondbacks playing in Phoenix. Wait a second. It’s hot in Phoenix? No. No, it’s hot in Phoenix, Arizona? In a desert? No way. No way. Again.

I can go on and on and on. Up north, a massive snowstorm in 2010 collapsed the roof of the Vikings metrodome. They’re no longer in the metrodome. And last time I checked, right, the Vikings, they play in Minnesota. It gets fricking cold in Minnesota. They got the largest mall in the country there because it’s fricking cold, man. I can’t even go on. But again, this article, CNBC. It’s on CNBC’s website. Watchdog on wallstreet.com.