Once again, I was honored to be invited to broadcast my radio show from radio row at Inauguration 2005. It was an eventful and enlightening week to state the least. I have broken down some of the highlights and low points so readers can understand with great clarity what really transpired in Washington D.C. from […]
James Taranto of The Wall Street Journal’s Best of the Web daily feature put this priceless comparison together. A blogger called “bkm” has come forth with one of the most inventive insights of the 2004 campaign: John Kerry may actually be C-3PO, the neurotic, English-sounding metallic droid, who by the way served in the Clone […]
Infomercials drive me nuts. However, they must be working somewhere because they now are on television 24/7. One of the longest running and ever annoying infomercials out there is the “Set it…and forget it” rotisserie oven. This irritating man wearing more make-up than a circus clown, spewing his nonsensical drivel that by using his magic […]
You take the blue pill, the story ends…you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland and I’ll show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Morpheus in the film “The Matrix” During this past month’s spectacular media meltdown I sat and […]
We at the Markowski Monthly in our endless quest to create wholesome family entertainment have decided to issue an updated version of the board game Clue. In our brand new modern version of this classic board game you must use the clues available to figure out who created the fraudulent Texas Air National Guard memos, […]
John Kerry penned an op-ed piece in the Wall Street Journal this past month and said this… “I would promote private-sector innovation policies, including the elimination of capital gains for long–term investments in small business start-ups.” How does a start-up have long-term capital gains? If anyone can make sense out of this statement, please let […]
The World Bank issued a report this past month that showed an ever widening gap between rich and poor nations on the quality of businesses regulation. The report found that New Zealand, followed closely by the United States were the easiest to start and operate businesses. Of the 20 countries where ridiculous and excessive regulation […]
The United Nations turned down a request from nine members of the U.S. Congress to assign international observers to the U.S. Presidential Election. The request came in letterform drafted by Rep. Eddie Bernice Johnson (D) – Texas and signed by eight other members of the House. I cannot recall a time where I was so […]
Rock star, actress, and all around dirtbag Courtney Love knows who is to blame for her numerous problems…President Bush! This past year Courtney has gone broke, been arrested for causing a disturbance on an airplane, been arrested for drugs, lost her daughter, and almost killed a fan at a concert by throwing a microphone stand […]
Are professional baseball ticket prices driving you nuts? Well they are about to go up again. An appeals court in Newark, New Jersey ruled that fans that get hit by foul balls could sue. I can hear the commercials already, “Are you a victim of pro-baseball negligence, have you ever been served warm beer, cold […]