DEMOCRAT LOGIC
JANUARY 2005
I have noticed over the past couple of months the great effort by Democratic politicians, special interest groups like Moveon.org, and other talking heads attempt to discredit the November election. Jesse Jackson is at it again in Ohio talking about disenfranchised voters, and the usual Barbara Boxer/Ted Kennedy/other idiots wasted time in ratifying the election. Being a lifelong die-hard Yankee fan, this past year losing to the Boston Red Sox was hard on me. However, I do not claim that the Red Sox won unfairly nor lack a mandate. I am not disenfranchised!
The Yankees, who won the first three games of the American League Championship Series, than lost four straight, had more runs in the series (45-41). So according to Democrat Logic the Red Sox may have won the pennant, but they lack a mandate and the Yankees are most certainly disenfranchised.
Coincidence??
**The Yanks last won a World Series in 2000, defeating the New York Mets in five games. Since then it’s been a series of great disappointments:
2001: Lost World Series to Arizona Diamondbacks in seven games.
2002: Lost Division Series to Anaheim Angels in four.
2003: Lost World Series to Florida Marlins in six.
2004: Lost Championship Series to Red Sox in seven.
What has happened since the Yankees won their last World Series?
New York elected Hillary Clinton, (an Illinois native who had falsely declared herself a “lifelong Yankees fan,)” to the Senate. After this terrible offense, it seems that even having the Republican Convention in New York was not enough to appease the baseball gods!
**James Taranto’s Wall Street Journal Best of the Web reported this scary coincidence
